Growing a pair doesn’t mean you need to smack anyone. It does perhaps mean standing up to people and taking the situation away from your kid.

He won’t be proud when he sees this doing the rounds. That’s a proper red mist lost the plot moment. So middle class to get that angry and still not punch anyone!

To be fair whilst no one should behave like that it really is only half the story – what happened in the crash? And what was the family doing in the Sainsbury car park (I’m guessing hedge end) after the crash? Had they left the scene? I wonder if the male passenger was so contained because he knew whoever was driving had got it badly wrong just earlier.

I’ll laugh with everyone else at the Ronnie Pickerings of this world, but that lot was just too weird for me. As franksinatra says I wouldn’t wander around aimlessly while some posh freak abuses my family.

To be fair whilst no one should behave like that it really is only half the story

yes, it’s entirely possible (likely, even?) that the driver being ranted at did engage in some dangerous driving that sparked off the rant. But we’ll never know, or even care, as we now have the greatest batshit meltdown of all time on video 🙂

Sainsbury car park (I’m guessing hedge end)

I’d agree given the sat nav at the beginning.

Tesco had a girl from fruit & veg on x factor; sainsbury’s has got this. How do i choose…. 😯

From the article I read, he wasn’t even involved. It stated that someone had pulled out into the side of the car forcing it into the next lane and matey was behind it all observing

Oh my days I’m crying. What a balloon.

I’ve woken up after a night out, had that brief 5 seconds of ‘must have been a good night’ and then the memory comes back of how you made a tit of yourself declaring undying love for Anne from accounts.

Fergus must have that feeling x1000 and with it on social media, it ain’t going to go away with a humble ‘sorry if I was an arse’ comment at the coffee machine.

‘Put you hands on the vehicle and prepare to DIE!’ has to be the best middle class threat ever.

declaring undying love for Anne from accounts

she is hot though…

was.

It was 20 years ago.

I, on the other hand, just get hotter every day.

I, on the other hand, just get hotter every day.

Male menopause innit! You want to try HRT

The male passenger in the car needs to grow a pair. I wouldn’t be letting a shouty man like that scream abuse at my kids.

I’m not sure I could have keep it together and probably would have responded.
But then the video wouldn’t have gone all over the Internet and poor old Fergie wouldn’t have this to deal with for next few weeks. How many times do you think he’s heard the phrases “Citizen’s arrest”, “hands on the car” and “prepare to DIE”? Better than a dab in the pus or a fine IMHO.

Wowza that guy is angry! Would love to know what actually happened before he turned into Judge Dred’s angrier brother.

I think his catch phrase is going to catch on! or a turned into a movie about some antihero type cleaning up the streets … 😆

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvp59d/the-five-best-dad-rage-moments-from-that-citizens-arrest-video

It’s the finger-on-the-cheek death grip that gets me. I’ve seen many a man slain by that move.

Watching a second time I have to wonder if this is the ultimate example of someone’s ego writing cheques their body can’t cash.

At any rate I think he went well over the line when he shouted at the woman and child.

she is hot though…
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and at least it wasn’t Louise from HR

There is often nothing more entertaining than someone losing it so volcanically. I would like to think I could stay as calm as the Dad in the passenger seat but I doubt I could.

Discussing it on R2 now. Jeremy Vine stifling laughter whilst repeating those classic quotes 🙂

Very level-headed comments from the grandmother in the car (who was filming)!

Discussing it on R2 now.

So exactly what happened in the lead up to the hissy fit?

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvp59d/the-five-best-dad-rage-moments-from-that-citizens-arrest-video

Utterly brilliant.

So exactly what happened in the lead up to the hissy fit?

allegedly some kind of minor incident (no injuries, can’t remember whether they said there was any contact or not) between the car with the family in and a car driven by Mr Angry’s wife. The family were alarmed enough by the resultant behaviour from Mr Angry (following in a third car) that they decided to call the police and pull over into the supermarket car park.

allegedly some kind of minor incident (no injuries, can’t remember whether they said there was any contact or not) between the car with the family in and a car driven by Mr Angry’s wife. The family were alarmed enough by the resultant behaviour from Mr Angry (following in a third car) that they decided to call the police and pull over into the supermarket car park.

Ta.

It’s M27. You northern lot would never understand. You just haven’t been there, man.

Indeed – they even appear to doubt that the South of the UK is incredible.

some kind of minor incident (no injuries, can’t remember whether they said there was any contact or not) between the car with the family in and a car driven by Mr Angry’s wife.

Is that a verifiable fact? If so i’m a bit disappointed because I was under the impression he was arresting and summarily executing all and sundry because he’d witnessed poor driving to the detriment of a random. If he’s defending his wife, he has a chip in the game at least.

ON THE OTHER HAND THOUGH!!!!

two people from the same family travelling to the same place at the same time in separate cars!! What damage is that doing to the environment? And by a producer of wildlife documentaries who should know these things as well. Outrage! I’m so incensed you’re all under citizen’s arrest and should prepare to DIE! Especially you, you 11 year old SLUT!

I’m locking the doors to stop me getting out and punching myself in the face.

It’s the finger-on-the-cheek death grip that gets me. I’ve seen many a man slain by that move.

Got it completely wrong

and at least it wasn’t Louise from HR

She was in the car, if you watch the video carefully (27 seconds in) the male passenger has her name tatooed on his fore-arm.

Makes you think…

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LMFAO

He didn’t holiday in the alps a few years ago when there was the as yet unsolved murder of that family in the BMW and the cyclist?

Did he…?

That man has some serious anger issues. I’m actually impressed by the family man keeping that calm. If anything he just looks a bit weary by the end of it. I’d have just been laughing, which would probably make it worse.

If I was with my family and that happened I’d like to think I’d just get back in my car and drive off. Leaving the angry man to rant at somebody else.

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That man has some serious anger issues.

I don’t know if it’s anger as much as it is a monstrous ego let loose. Viewed in the context of that video it’s easy to see why Clarkson felt entitled to punch someone because he couldn’t get steak.

But saying that Fergus probably had friends coming round for a little get together that evening but realised he was out of coffee so popped into town to get some, however his favourite artisanal coffee purveyor was probably closed so he had to slum it and go to Sainsburys, and it’s not as if you can just park your Porsche in the normal spaces they’re much too small so he probably had to use the disabled spaces, which probably earned him some disapproving glances from the trolley wranger (but **** him and his minimum wage) and besides he was in a rush since this neighbours were having work done and the builders would be back soon and probably park on or near or in sight of his driveway, and he can’t have that as Clive and Jules need to park there and besides he needs to be home to make sure they don’t make any excessive noise because he’d already written some stern emails to the Council and if they do it again he’s going to have to confront one of the builders, and as if all of that wasn’t enough he seems to then have witnessed some for of unforgivable driving transgression which obviously required lethal justice.

We’ve all been there.

Ahh.. But did he have any Pistols?? 🙂

Practice what you preach?

I do wonder if he is not well. A friend’s father became incredibly erratic and prone to flying off the handle in the 6 months before a brain tumour was discovered. Or mid breakdown of some kind. Might turn out millions are having a good laugh and generating memes about an ill person.

To just explain my comment yesterday – some guy goes nuts and a load of people are upset, including him.

Doesn’t matter how bizarre his words may be, or how amazingly manly you’d be in that situation, it’s a shit thing to watch.

And as I said, sad state of affairs for that to be funny. I found it uncomfortable, retrospectively or otherwise, but then I’m not awesome on the internet.

but then I’m not awesome on the internet.

I think your awesome chap

That’s amazeballs – matey-boy passenger is a SAINT, I’m not a feisty chap by any stretch but he is made of ice. 🙂

I think your awesome chap

Likewise 😀

As above the “prepare to die” was comedy gold but really it just looked like a bloke having a meltdown.

On another day it could be me but I wouldnt be so funny.