Three quarters of the Uk adult population need vision correction.
About 80,000 of the UK's population are in the clink.
Apart from a few notable exceptions, these are two mutually exclusive groups IME, a point I'd often considered at school while getting my head kicked in yet again because I was a speccy four eyed tw*t.
So what is it that makes spectacle wearers on the whole, law abiding, upstanding members of society and non-spectacle wearers, murderers and rapists?
It's a tricky one but I think it's a sound basis to generally treat anyone with 20/20 vision as highly suspicious and ban them from doing anything cool or exciting like driving a car or drinking beer (for example before sfb starts) until a lengthy series of unpleasant and intimidating profile tests are carried out on them to determine their predisposition for kicking off or nicking stuff.
At the very least, in instances where more than one men be accused of comitting a crime, we should always consider the non-specky to be the guilty party unless proved otherwise through the use of 4 different high definition CCTV sources and a signed deposition of good character from the queen.
Now, where's that web page where you create a petition to parliment? I know I'll get a good response because most of us are speckies.
