The local constabulary have kindly taken a break from beating up protestor's and issuing parking tickets, and have arrested a criminal. Namely, the scumbag who burgled my office taking my macs and also my bloody bike.
In a remarkably swift turnaround - that I feel sure the Daily Mail would approve of - he was up in front of the beak for it yesterday and will be spending the next 12 months at her majesties pleasure in Strangeways. I'm hoping that he's presently sharing a cell with an enormous homosexual, with deviant tastes and a voracious sexual appetite.
I've been given a number to phone to see if they've recovered any of our stuff. Please god.... let my bike be there. The insurance ain't paying out
