What strong words advice can you give someone dressed as a clown?

“Mind that banana skin over there, sir. I SAID MIND THE BLOODY BANANA SKIN!!!”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-25140358

Supt Carl Edwards said: “Firstly, I’d like to stress that it isn’t against the law to dress up as a clown.

Officers say pranksters have been dressing up as clowns in King’s Lynn and deliberately startling passers-by.

Police have vowed to hunt down the clowns to offer them “strong words of advice”

hey its not illegal but hey clown stop that clowning as we dont like it.

Wow that is indeed strong words it would certainly stop me!

Clowns are all **** as far as I’m concerned.

NFN, as my doc would say.

I say fight fire with fire…..

…..where one of those squirting flowers and when said clown tries to make you jump, give him some water straight in the face.

….that’ll show em!!!

Better still, loosen all the wheel nuts, door bolts and fluid caps on their vehicles, and hide in a bush waiting for comedy gold at home time.

First Northampton, now Kings Lynn.

When will the terror end.

Disappointingly none in Clowne Derbyshire

Police have vowed to hunt down the clowns

Are they really going to be that hard to find?

‘Hunting Clowns’. This sounds like one of those ‘tasks’ the poice might put on their timesheets to mask the fact they were in a cafe somewhere drinking tea.

Officers say they have been dressing up as clowns in King’s Lynn and deliberately startling passers-by.

That’s better 😆

If it was this guy…

i’d say “carry on sir”