Bored at work waiting for a part to arrive (it's in Birmingham at the moment, but I'm in and need it in London!), so tell what's the strangest or most dangerous thing you've ever poked with a stick & did you get away with it?

The gf and no.! 🙂

I poked your mam…
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Dr Harold Shipman………..luckily he had just put a couple of grannys to their eternal sleep and was thus satiated……..could have been nasty otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w0CQlWgCHg

havent laughed so hard in ages

dont't poke a leopard with stick!!

My dad (and a few other mates) used to get stags out of old ladies gardens in winter by poking them with a ladder, that looked pretty dangerous to me.

Egyptian spitting cobra…

… I didn't realise it could have blinded me before killing it with a big stick.

I made a belt out of it 🙂

baby adder:

…before killing it with a big stick.

I made a belt out of it

You beat it with a stick and tied it round your waste? Not really just poking then!

Wasps nest – shortly before breaking the 100m sprint record.

A "dead" brown snake by a salt lake 200k from Adelaide.

I also enjoyed as a child throwing stones at bull's balls in fields, and seeing if I could out run them.

Not poking exactly, but used to get strings of jellyfish stings on fishing lines, sometimes they'd get blown onto you, dry out then re-apply said sting when you got in the bath later. Ahh summer days

I like to poke people who post stuff on the wrong forum with a stick 😉

i knew shipman 😕