£5 ish, for a male 35 ish. Want something funny/tacky.

Any suggestions?

Thanks.

P.S. If it helps prompt any suggestions the person has made reference to dressing up in ladies clothing on more than one occasion!

Low tack wound dressing.

Black stockings then

One of the gadgety type shops in town had those mugs where the woman’s bikini disappears when it gets warm on sale for a fiver. So as our secret santa was a tenner my lucky victim has two mugs.

An accordion off eBay.

Ah yes, local gadget shop sure to have something.

Pack of 5 ladies pants from a pound shop

Hawkins Bazaar or similar.

I had to get my secret santa at the weekend and Hawkins bazaar had plenty of choice including:

– baldy polish
– face/bottom (4 letters spelt with an a and an e either end) soap.
– various mugs

etc.

Had this dilemma last year, £5 for a bloke I didn’t know that well. Then I found some pyjamas in Aldi for £4.99 with this on

He didn’t actually look that pleased with them, the ungrateful sod.

http://stupidsecretsanta.com/

Speedos

Condoms.

lube

Curry for one and a bottle of beer?