Hi all, been a watcher for a while and now just signed up!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!
I know enough to not show pics of bikes on uncut grass etc, and to watch my spelling… but any other tips as how to survive on here??

Welcome cinder…

Tip 1: dont take it personal
Tip 2: dont ride a tandem
Tip 3: 2 out 3 posts will be genuine. The other third are asses!

Again, welcome.

watch my spelling… but any other tips as how to survive on here??

Watch your punctuation too, the two question marks are quite unnecessary.

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Hi cider and welcome.

Whos TJ???????? oh sorry whos TJ? 😉

Why you think it’s TJ?

I’m trying to take the mick out of us here and you get all serious all of a sudden. I’m going to go and kick your ass. Ass hole.

😉

…5,4,3,2,1… ?

Seriously cinder. Welcome. Where you from? What do you ride?

oh sorry whos TJ?

I know most people use an apostrophe when they really do not need too but I think in that case “oh sorry who’s TJ?” would be better 😉

Pedant is now going to bed.

really do not need too

TOO

Shocking Andrew. Really really poor. Shame on all of us.

Sorry, my spilling mistake.

Hey! from the sunny southern county of Hampshie, which is pretty c**p right now! But it is flat so I ride ss this time of year. My pimped up winter ride is a chromed duster ss with red bits! All I need is 80’s Don Johnson white suit to finish the look 😯

EDIT – that word up there now says crap 😆

So Cinder – where you from? We’ve all been on here too long. Some have become cynical.

Edit – too slow. Damn!

dont say c88p say crap the former may be swear filter avoidance and the later is allowed same applies ofr shit an wee and piss just say them dont try to avod saying them
**** **** and **** dont get through though so dont use them
HTH

So Cinder – what’s your dram / cider / beer of choice?

ps. its Cider In Sport – CIS – my funny moment of re naming myself according to my life on a bike (and in the pub!) 😆

**** me you lot – are you visually impaired or what? It’s Cider … not Cinder …

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Welcome BTW

spacemonkey – Member
**** me you lot – are you visually impaired or what? It’s Cider … not Cinder …

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Welcome BTW

😆 well said the sober member 😉 is seems we are in politics on here 😉 All I need is one of those expense accounts they used to have!

Sorry dude. I got an autotext / spell checker thing on my phone.

no worries! And cider is the choice. Thathchers Katy right now, had some Gold before. Enjoy a Friday trip to the Stowford brewery on the Friday of Mayhem too!

politics

You’ll learn quickly here …

cider is the choice

You’ll fit right in. Nowt controversial there!

but any other tips as how to survive on here??

Never take anything too seriously and you’ll be fine.

Tip 1: dont take it personal
Tip 2: dont ride a tandem
Tip 3: 2 out 3 tips will be genuine. The other third are ass!

CharlieMungus – Member
Tip 1: dont take it personal
Tip 2: dont ride a tandem
Tip 3: 2 out 3 tips will be genuine. The other third are ass!

Cheers Charlie! – if you are the correct Charlie I am sporting some of your stickers…. (and am a not very regular customer 😳 sorry!)

no, not me

oops! that might be my first singletrack cock up then 😳 sorry!
You just sound like a bloke in Swanage!

Tip 2: dont ride a tandem

I went on a tandem once, was brilliant! I didn’t have control though cos other half was in front. Most fun bit was whizzing past a load of blokes on a reasonably little decline who were papping themselves. Their faces were a picture as they were overtaken by a tandem.

Welcome!! be brave and don’t feed yetis or elfs and you’ll be fine 😀

Hug The Yeti…

ahem…spelling is an absolute must on ‘ere’ make sure you have spellchecker at the ready… and %&*()^:@@?!|+*$% put all these in their correct places (you will get slate :wink:d otherwise….geez 😉 😈 🙄 ❓ 8) 😆 😯 🙂 🙁 😉 😉 😉
lol

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Hi.

You are TJ and I claim my £5

😥 oh look at me i’m new and i want everyone to be gentle 😥

pffft, if you’ve lurked long enough to know stuff about the forum then you should know i’m not the kind of person to go gently on you.

get a grip!

😉 only joking, just wanted an excuse to post teh lolcat 😀 welcome, don’t take the forum too seriously… set your bookmark to go direct the the chat forum that way you can avoid the bike forum completely and after 2 days you’ll forget it even exists!

There’s a bike forum??

occaisionaly nice people will help you, then t’other days those nice people turn into a yeti 👿 😉 you just cant win…uless you are famous…. 😉

uless you are famous….

But, but, but, I am famous and I still get treated like with disdain. 😥

You must be thinking of CharlieMongers