One of my better fails:

A Quarter Of – The Best Sweets Ever!
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Order Number: ######
Detailed Invoice: https://www.aquarterof.co.uk/account_history_info.php?order_id=#####
Date Ordered: Friday 21 October, 2011

Products
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2 x Haribo Mini Jelly Babies (minijellybabies) = £3.94
1 x American Hard Gums (amer0001) = £1.97
1 x Blackberry and Raspberry Domes (blackdomes) = £1.97
2 x Pint Pots (pint0005) = £3.94

Heh. Good sweets too.

I hadn’t realised how expensive sweets are?!?

Try pissed internet poker. Very costly.
I’m a silly boy.

£1.27/100g
£7.88/lb

I know I shouldnt during a recession, but it was the sweets or some spare lightbulbs.

It’s the ones I didnt get that I lament.
No jaw-welding Giant Strawbs
Yummy Jelly Tots
etc

Too many sweets, only so much pocket money for the tuck shop. ’twas ever thus 🙁

An Onza Zoot trials bike, last Friday night.

Onza Zoot trials bike

haha! you’re going to lose blood.

I blame wiggle for mine. It was the mini jelly babies in a Haribo mini pack sitting by the computer which set my sugar buds to “shop”.

Whats your excuse for buying a bike without a saddle then?

Stoner – Member
Whats your excuse for buying a bike without a saddle then?

Surely the clue is in the thread title “Pissed internet shopping”

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Me: a pair of Stone Roses tickets at £115 each. 😳 😕 😀 😥 – just to show the range of emotions I’m currently going through.

I bid a Road-legal Yamaha 660 Raptor quad up to £5000 a few years ago.

Paid in good faith, but when it turned up it was knackered so I got my money back (eventually) Bought a Triumph Vitesse instead and kept my old quad for a bit. Lessons learnt

I bought one of those artificial fannies.

Bike is for the boy. He had been pestering me.
Bought a hamster on Friday with his sister. Cheaper than a new bike. And was sober.

Bought a hamster on Friday

much like a trials bike with no saddle, a hamster will still wreck your arsehole if you get it wrong 😉

deadlydarcy – Member
I bought one of those artificial fannies.
POSTED 4 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

Used it? Any good? I guess Tupperware found their niche.

Onza Zoot HAS a seat.

jacksonpollock – did you catch the edition of Profile yesterday on R4 about Ian Brown?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0167rdr/Profile_Ian_Brown_Stone_Roses/

that makes it a bmx 😛

I guess Tupperware found their niche.

and what a damp, lifelike niche it is too.

I sold one of those artificial fannies

bah! no proper sweet cigarettes!

To be fair, it was like new. Not in the slightest bit stretched. Figures. 🙂

Thanks Stoner, I missed that. I’ll have a listen now.

Seriously DD, I had no idea how hard it was collecting semen from goats.

Sorry for going off topic but cheers stoner, good link.

Your **** diet just gets weirder and weirder.

taste was ok but the washing up was a bit laborious

I bought not one, but two new frames. I was not only drunk, but indecisive. It went down really well when they were both delivered. Oops!

Yep. Ebay and alcohol do not mix!

iDave – Member
taste was ok but the washing up was a bit laborious

POSTED 21 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

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My most recent 3am internet purchase….

I bought 3 kilos of Haribo jelly babies off ebay last year. Was quite surprised when they arrived.

Bah, try again

A mate bought a turbo trainer which was cheap but then cost 4x as much in shipping. Landed it cost 2x what he could buy it for rrp down the road !!

Those artificial fannies are great for long drives.

Got in a bit worse for wear. Cat was annoying me.

http://www.catsaretwats.com

Someone phone A&E and tell them to expect me.

A pound and a half of Nom.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i’m idieting -you’ve just killed me

I bought one of those genuine fannies from the Philippines.
It cooks & cleans the house as well.

😉

I bought a full set of those rubber frogs that are amazing at catching fish that used to be advertised at 3AM in the 90’s. phoned up mortal at 3AM because I was amazed by them.

have never been fishing in my life, didn’t even own a fishing rod

I’ve been sober this week, I hardly use ebay ever, but I’m up to about £300 spend so far.

Accidental (sort of) bid on a phone yesterday that only bloody won didn’t it!

Also bought a Windscreen wiper arm and a Magicshine light.

So pretty random but all sober – sorry!

As for coffeeKing – what did you put it in – a Micra?