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Stoner - Member

One of my better fails:

A Quarter Of - The Best Sweets Ever!
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Order Number: ######
Detailed Invoice: https://www.aquarterof.co.uk/account_history_info.php?order_id=#####
Date Ordered: Friday 21 October, 2011

Products
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2 x Haribo Mini Jelly Babies (minijellybabies) = £3.94
1 x American Hard Gums (amer0001) = £1.97
1 x Blackberry and Raspberry Domes (blackdomes) = £1.97
2 x Pint Pots (pint0005) = £3.94

Posted 7 months ago #
cynic-al - Member

Heh. Good sweets too.

Posted 7 months ago #
WorldClassAccident - Member

I hadn't realised how expensive sweets are?!?

Posted 7 months ago #
FeeFoo - Member

Try pissed internet poker. Very costly.
I'm a silly boy.

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

£1.27/100g
£7.88/lb

I know I shouldnt during a recession, but it was the sweets or some spare lightbulbs.

It's the ones I didnt get that I lament.
No jaw-welding Giant Strawbs
Yummy Jelly Tots
etc

Too many sweets, only so much pocket money for the tuck shop. 'twas ever thus

Posted 7 months ago #
brant - Member

An Onza Zoot trials bike, last Friday night.

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

Onza Zoot trials bike

haha! you're going to lose blood.

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

I blame wiggle for mine. It was the mini jelly babies in a Haribo mini pack sitting by the computer which set my sugar buds to "shop".

Whats your excuse for buying a bike without a saddle then?

Posted 7 months ago #
Pik n Mix - Member

Stoner - Member
Whats your excuse for buying a bike without a saddle then?

Surely the clue is in the thread title "Pissed internet shopping"

Posted 7 months ago #
JacksonPollock - Member

Me: a pair of Stone Roses tickets at £115 each. - just to show the range of emotions I'm currently going through.

Posted 7 months ago #
Dancake - Member

I bid a Road-legal Yamaha 660 Raptor quad up to £5000 a few years ago.

Paid in good faith, but when it turned up it was knackered so I got my money back (eventually) Bought a Triumph Vitesse instead and kept my old quad for a bit. Lessons learnt

Posted 7 months ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

I bought one of those artificial fannies.

Posted 7 months ago #
brant - Member

Bike is for the boy. He had been pestering me.
Bought a hamster on Friday with his sister. Cheaper than a new bike. And was sober.

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

Bought a hamster on Friday

much like a trials bike with no saddle, a hamster will still wreck your arsehole if you get it wrong

Posted 7 months ago #
brant - Member

deadlydarcy - Member
I bought one of those artificial fannies.
POSTED 4 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

Used it? Any good? I guess Tupperware found their niche.

Posted 7 months ago #
brant - Member

Onza Zoot HAS a seat.

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

jacksonpollock - did you catch the edition of Profile yesterday on R4 about Ian Brown?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0167rdr/Profile_Ian_Brown_Stone_Roses/

Posted 7 months ago #
Stoner - Member

that makes it a bmx

I guess Tupperware found their niche.

and what a damp, lifelike niche it is too.

Posted 7 months ago #
iDave - Member

I sold one of those artificial fannies

Posted 7 months ago #
chunkypaul - Member

bah! no proper sweet cigarettes!

Posted 7 months ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

To be fair, it was like new. Not in the slightest bit stretched. Figures.

Posted 7 months ago #
JacksonPollock - Member

Thanks Stoner, I missed that. I'll have a listen now.

Posted 7 months ago #
iDave - Member

Seriously DD, I had no idea how hard it was collecting semen from goats.

Posted 7 months ago #
bjj.andy.w - Member

Sorry for going off topic but cheers stoner, good link.

Posted 7 months ago #
deadlydarcy - Member

Your wanky diet just gets weirder and weirder.

Posted 7 months ago #
iDave - Member

taste was ok but the washing up was a bit laborious

Posted 7 months ago #
binners - Member

I bought not one, but two new frames. I was not only drunk, but indecisive. It went down really well when they were both delivered. Oops!

Posted 7 months ago #
shooterman - Member

Yep. Ebay and alcohol do not mix!

Posted 7 months ago #
geoffj - Member

iDave - Member
taste was ok but the washing up was a bit laborious

POSTED 21 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

Posted 7 months ago #
coffeeking - Member

My most recent 3am internet purchase....

Posted 7 months ago #
Northwind - Member

I bought 3 kilos of Haribo jelly babies off ebay last year. Was quite surprised when they arrived.

Posted 7 months ago #
coffeeking - Member

Bah, try again

Posted 7 months ago #
NZCol - Member

A mate bought a turbo trainer which was cheap but then cost 4x as much in shipping. Landed it cost 2x what he could buy it for rrp down the road !!

Posted 7 months ago #
bigthunder - Member

Those artificial fannies are great for long drives.

Posted 7 months ago #
phinbob - Member

Got in a bit worse for wear. Cat was annoying me.

http://www.catsaretwats.com

Posted 7 months ago #