Well screw you all now I have science on my side! I knew it all along!

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/338406/title/Vodka_delivers_shot_of_creativity

Spoken like a true alcoholic 😉

The more I drink, the more irresistible I become to women FACT!

Eyebrow raising situation at the fact the adult volunteers were forced to watch cartoons before taking the test.

If you are a student then I suspect anybody doing coursework while not drinking gives an unfair advantage.

Go for it

Mind you I got kicked out for never going to lectures & being in the pub all day so possibly not the most balanced view

People have criticized me for drinking when attacking coursework questions…

…although, to be fair, I was doing a degree in Islamic Studies at Tehran Uni at the time.

Caffeine, ritalin and modafinal are the order of the day nowadays surely?

Don’t forget adderall. Being pilled off your tits at 6th form level on pro-plus is soooo not hardcore anymore.

Maaaaaaan, if you can even close your eyes you’re some sort of lame.

Wow! This is a timely situation: Alcohol sales to be banned at London Met Chemical pharmaceuticals all round then!