Spotted this in my garden this morning..

They are cats.

Hedge needs a trim.

And the decking needs a good clean. They could slip on that in the wet and bang their heads on the bench.

I know, I keep telling the wife but she continues to do nothing about it…

Set the birds cats on to her – that’ll learn her.

I like your Acer. Is it a Japonicus?

I couldn’t tell you tbh, the wife is the horticultural one.

is there a hairy albino elephant hiding in your hedge?

Looks like a bog standard A. palmatum Bloodgood to me. And you should tell her she planted it too close to the hedge so it’s having to lean out to get some light.

And I hope you’ve not got a little boy with a swing that colour!

Nice to see some pussy on the deck, but you’ll never see any nice tits from your window if you let them stay there.

Enough double entendres for a Viz sketch?

It is a spendid acer, is it in a pot?

It’s in the ground.