C’mon, everyones special. What can you do?

I’ll start: messing about yesterday I found out I can still do a pretty good roundoff back handspring.

Drink excessive amounts, be sick down my front, mess myself and not care about it 😯

I can get my fist in my mouth.

Russian cossack dancing

I can wriggle big sticky out veins on my hand

My singing brings tears to peoples eyes.

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The elephant trick.

Lighting farts or falling asleep with my head resting on a speaker cone.

The cigarette box ‘excited’ man story/trick (which is odd really, now I think about it, as I’ve never been a smoker)

Yeti: only very special people can do that.

The elephant trick? Do I want to know?

The elephant trick? Do I want to know?

Ooh I can do that too, here’s a picture…

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Bend first finger (on both hands) over to touch the back of my hand.
Wiggle ears individually
Wiggle pecs individually
Guess bra sizes (not so often now) and somehow get away with it.
All sorts of gymnastic style “stunts” like freestanding handstand press ups.
Strange noises that kids love.

Basically, born to keep kids amused and adults sighing!

I have in the past been known as ‘spirit-level Dave’ due in no small part to my ability to dance very enthusiastically through a whole live set of almost any music genre without spilling a drop (except past my lips) of my pint..

I dunno if I can still do it.. probably not..

All sorts of gymnastic style “stunts” like freestanding handstand press ups.

I’ve seen my little brother do press-ups in the normal press-up position but with his toes hovering six inches from the floor.. quite impressive.. he never used to show off about it either! He can’t do it any more though due to heavy cider swilling darts training..

Surf-Mat = Tedious

Ernie = bitter

Yunki – that’s a “planche” press up and is b4stard hard to do!

Busted !

Your favourite band I assume? Wouldn’t surprise me.

I used to be able to snort a condom up my nose and back through my mouth then pull it back and forth through my sinuses.

I can wiggle my ears as well.

Now in my dotage I just regale anyone who cant run away of my tales of heroics in the Spanish Civil War and Sea Fishing expeditions.

Tell us about the war uncle Stoner….

Your favourite band I assume? Wouldn’t surprise me.

Jeezuz, it would surprise me! Jolly old Busted? I’d imagine Ernie to be into Norwegian death metal.

Stoner – I must be getting old because I find that kind of stuff fascinating…

A mate does the condom thing too – makes me feel ill!

Snort a condom! LOL that’s a party piece.

Surf Matt a hand stand is not a stunt!

I can fold my ears inside themselves and pop them out when I want. Used to do it on army parades and oc would spot something move but didn’t know what 🙂

I Used to eat pint glasses when drunk for some reason. I don’t do that any more tho

emsz – doing press ups while hand-standing (free standing, not against a wall) IS a stunt. As are Chinese press ups. And doing a “flag” and pushing yourself from a seated level to a handstand. You can’t do them, only gymnasts can. Ner ner.

One of my legendary ones is patting my head with one hand whilst rubbing my tummy with the other. Doesnt sound too impressive but I always do it topless which shows off my incredible physique.

Then everyone rejoices at this wonderfully coordinated specimen of the human race, and you should see the kids faces light up when I get the haribo variety packs out.

I can shoot a cigarette out of the smoker’s mouth with a rubber band from a good eight metres away. Works with spliffs too and always surprises. Has the adavantage that when a miss occurs, one can deny all knowledge.

Oh you kill me every time dtf.

I can put a four inch nail up my nose

Erm surf Matt? I did gymnastics from aged 5 until about 16. Floor was my ‘thing’.

Want to do trapeze, can’t find a course or some one to teach me

*shakes head at emsz*

How dare you say that something S_M does is not Awesome. Just the way he breathes would seem like a party trick to most of us!

I can (when the mood takes me) fart repeatedly. 10, 20 30 times i can just bang em out.

Its not something i do these days but it was rather amusing when i was younger

I can put a 6 inch nail up sweepy’s nose

I’m pretty good at sitting awkwardly in a quiet corner trying not to catch anybody’s eye and avoiding conversation at all costs.

It’s a skill I’ve been honing since i could speak

😀 youd have to catch me first

Smurf Matt pwned by Emsz I think.

They’re not party tricks SM, they’re just showing off. No one likes a show off.

Singing ‘Where is Love’ from Oliver or a Frank Spencer impression.

If I’m feeling really ambitious then an impression of Frank Spencer singing ‘Where is Love’ from Oliver.

No one likes a show off.

Surf mat likes at least one 😉
Perhaps narcissism is his party piece?

A Baby Robin

Go VERY bright red, make all my veins on my face pop out then pass out (the last bit was accidental and I have not tried it since).