currently awaiting UPS to collect 2 parcels from me, my window of collection is between 0900-1730. 🙄 why oh why can’t they text an hr before collection or give a am or pm collection.

So far I’ve loaded dishwasher, looked out window for van, I’ve washed the dog, looked out window for a van, emptied dishwasher, looked out window for van, did a half arsed effort to do some ironing, looked out window for van put washing machine on, currently playing along with pop master whilst looked out window for van.

I will need to hang washing out at some point debating with myself if I should leave a note on front door or go attempt a high speed pegging out manouver.

I know in my head collection will either be at 1728 or not at all.

What an exciting day I’m having

Go for a shit.

The moment you’re “settled on the nest”, the doorbell will ring.

2 coffees in so it wont be long to get settled

http://viz.co.uk/waiting-in-for-a-!!!!!!!-parcel/

currently awaiting UPS to collect 2 parcels from me,

use their Access Point service in future. Costs less and no waiting for anything.

Hurrah! 1205 pick up

You need to go for a shit as above.

But you need to commit so get your oldest scuddies on and a pair of past their use trousers.

The object here is to accept you’ll have to forgo wiping.

Get in get it done run to the doir and catch him stepping into his van.

Cleanup after.