whilst I fed him twiglets

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Glad he has sheen sense and done the right thing.

Aye, nobody likes tradesmen who pull strokes

Glad you didn’t let him give you the brush off!

Jesus OP you are keen on renovating this thread.

Did he give you a good excuse, or doesn’t it matter?

I’ve been Satin all week waiting for news. Glad you got a lovely finish and didn’t need to give him a good pasting.

Glad you’re taking the puns in the white spirit.

Judging by the number of repeat gags I think some people are just skimming this thread.
Anyway, I’m glad you persevered and didn’t throw the trowel in.

Did he try to touch you up?

He mitre

Perhaps cement to finish the job all along?
Anyway, sounds like you two have been bonding so grout result.

Caulking thread

I’m sorry to cut in

Don’t apologise, we’re only talking about some aerosol.

Anyway, off to bed now, doing a roast dinner tomorrow.
Oil based the chicken in the morning.

Well you got what you were du, lux right in after that.

I think you’ll find he was masking over the real problems

This issue had been ‘dragging’ but I’m glad he was able to ‘make good’. You should now be ‘grinning’*

* although if the paint work is grinning you’ll not be happy – still, mustn’t stumble.

Was his name…. Matt?

IGMC