It would appear I’ve started taking this a little serious! That’s all really.

Do you need any help packing that. No. If I can’t get it into temporary transit vessels then surely I have no chance of ever actually cooking it.

Local scout group etc at the tills. Can we pack your shopping? No **** off and I’ll chuck you a quid in the bucket. I don’t want my fresh chicken breast in with the bleach!

Love it when they hurl the scanned shopping down the conveyor oblivious to you still struggling to get the first bag open.

I’ve seen a family of 4 (2x teenage kids) with a weeks worth of shopping say ‘yes’ to the “do you need help packing?” when asked by the checkout lady and then proceed to walk off a sit down to watch her struggle until another member of staff came over to help as well 😯 !