Must be someone off here I reckon. Probably a singlespeeder. This is pretty niche.
A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm
David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.
He was caught just weeks after he was released from a previous prison sentence for a similar offence.
Truscott was arrested in the early hours of November 9 when he was found by police sitting in manure at the same farm.
He was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order stopping him from visiting the farm and jailed for another 20 weeks.