Anyone know where from? This beast is taking up too much of my living room. I predict my wife will complain when she gets back.

I’ve seen custom covers advertised for motorbikes, don’t see why they couldn’t do you a tandem one. Don’t think it would be cheap though

Thats a bloody good idea. Looks like I’ll get change from a ton for a custom fitted outdoor cover of my choice. Cheers.

A long shed or wrap in a tarpaulin.

how about an outdoor table or long garden bench winter cover

*edit – probably overkill but they do car[and top only covers rather than full], caravan and motorhome winter covers and they come up secondhand

I’d be concerned about a sheet trapping a load of moisture around the bike, encouraging rust.

VK Tandem Pyjama – honestly.
St. John Street Cycles – these have been around for years – we’ve had one for a long time, and used it whilst abroad in appalling weather.

It’s not a great design – it’s just a sheet folded over and hemmed at the ends – but it does have eyelets that you can fasten underneath. And it crackles like mad in the wind.