About 6″ square, will it just go through her, or do we try and make her vomit?

I’m sure its knitting to worry about.

Straight through.

Nice thread.

I hope it’s not curtains.

A mates dog used to eat knickers off the washing line and all that would come out would be some elastic stuck out of her arse, for my mate to have to pull out…

^ yeah right….your mate had a fetish…c’mon…admit it.

Just keep a close swatch on her

Weave had something similar before. It was knot a problem in the end.

You may have to pull it out of the other end. Don’t ask.

You could have problems looming up with a dog that does that.

What breed of terrier is she ?

One of our Spaniels eats socks, certainly creates a ‘pile’ afterwards…

hoho, I see some of you have plaid this game before

A nice border?

You’ll needle to swatch out for hem little bitchs of cloth in future.

Before now I’ve had to assist a balloon and a plastic bag that a steak came in out of a dog.
She also ate a wasp (cue stung mouth) and a lug worm that a fisherman was casting!
Also tried to eat a freshly landed pike and bread thrown in the lake for the swans. No matter how violent the swans got she was having that bread. And a complete wallaby skin. That took a few nights though.

Great you have a dog that really can wipe its own arse after shitting 😆

Christ a bit of fabric is nothing… My beagle ate the cartridge of a disposable razor blade a few weeks back… Had to have a chat with the vets but passed through. Him and the lab have destroyed most fabric stuff in the house now, inc my daughters and partner’s mates shoes. Our last dog, white boxer, had a thing for the mrs’ thongs ( oh the days when she wore small knickers… Goes off crying )

I have heard that to dislodge fabric from terriers you need to pummel it on the base of the skull with an Oar, this is mainly for fabric of 4″ or less though, so not sure it’s the solution in your case. But good luck.

I wouldn’t worry, it’s probably immaterial.

Our old dog ate most of a towel. Once about six inches reappeared I got him to sit down, put my foot on it then
threw his ball for him, problem solved.

LOL@

Our old dog ate most of a towel. Once about six inches reappeared I got him to sit down, put my foot on it then
threw his ball for him, problem solved.

Edit–the visual image is priceless—too bad it wasn’t video’d as would go viral on YouTube

And a complete wallaby skin. That took a few nights though.

Can we revisit this please?

You what?

i once saw a man pulling a rugby sock out of his dog’s arse in the park. it was a big dog mind, it was right by the path that all the pretty students walk to uni along. he was bright red with embarrassment.

A friend of ours once had to pull a used, knotted, rubber johnny out of his dog’s arse after he threw it over the side of the bed with careless abandon post coitus.

I ny lon-ger worry about what my dog eats. He was always one to bolt his food
Is your PET a terrier-lene?

Not my dog, but a friends Golden Retriever once ate a whole length of Tinsel at Xmas.

It was a bit like a magic trick gone horribly wrong trying to make it re-appear out the other end. Apparently.

Just keeps an eye of her for fat quarters to see when the fabric passes through.

Touching cloth yet?

Just keep a close swatch on her

**applause**

Chapeau, sir, very well punned. 😆

Terrier or Shitsew?

I’ve got my coat weft the building.

Maybe it saw it was made of polyester and thought it would taste of parrot?

its ok, she brought it up, wants pics? any witty comments??

that’s sick.

Get it eat some coffee beans & then resell the beans on here, for the niche stwers 😉

You need an Americano Pitbull for coffee bean eating and excreting, not a terrier.

Well, thanks for the thread, it’s had me in stitches.