he bleeding from my ear is from within the outer ear and just a bit of a split from the bash,

You big girls blouse! You had us worried there! 😉

Oh No! the St Johns Ambulance boys will have to find something else to bandage…

Judging from the state of my helmet, GP reckons it saved my life

I thought it was your head you knocked.. not your goolies..?

Incidentally… the best way to tell that you’ve drunk enough cider is when blood starts comin out yer ears..

GP reckons it saved my life

Is that the sound of TJ approaching to inform you that had you *not* been wearing a helmet your injuries would have been far less.

Remember kids: Helmets KILL.

Pictures please!

Is that the sound of TJ approaching to inform you that had you *not* been wearing a helmet your injuries would have been far less.

I think he’s disappeared in a puff of statistics