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Cougar’s Red Gravy.
This makes about 250-300ml of gravy which I find is more than enough for two people. Not a gravy granule or any meat in sight.
15g butter
1 tbsp rapeseed oil
1 large / 2 small red onions
1 tsp brown sugar
1/4 tsp salt
500ml veggie stock
1 tbsp plain flour
bay leaf
1/2 tsp thyme
1/2 tsp paprika (plain, not smoked)
1/2 tsp onion granules
1 tsp Marmite
1 rounded tsp tomato purée
Slice the onion into fine strips. Melt the butter and oil together on a medium-high heat, then add the onion, salt and sugar. Fry for a few mins until starting to soften and turn slightly translucent.
Turn the heat down to the lowest setting, then leave them to caramelise, stirring occasionally so they don’t catch. This takes about 20 minutes.
Turn the heat back up to med-high, then add the flour. Stir and cook for a couple of minutes until it’s quite dry and the flour is nutty brown.
Add the stock and the rest of the ingredients, then turn the heat down to a fastish simmer. Let it reduce and thicken, stirring occasionally. Turn down the heat a little if it starts boiling madly. Again, this takes about 20 minutes or so.
(As you’re tasting it, if you want it a bit more meaty then add a bit more Marmite; if it’s a bit bitter, a spot more tomato purée or even a teaspoon of ketchup will sweeten it up.)
Fish out the bay leaf and serve. You should end up with a red-brown gravy, you can add gravy browning if you want a more beefy colour.