To cut a long story short, we were at a friends (adult) Halloween fancy dress party Saturday night. Lots of drink was involved and one friend in particular ended up a bit worse for wear.

He was dressed as a dead bride, full on wedding dress/make up the works. Late into the night one of the lads managed to get a picture of him accidentally ‘exposing’ himself whilst collapsed on the couch with a big smile on his face. It’s his birthday in a couple of weeks so we’re getting a load of t shirts printed with said picture on but we need a witty comment to go over it. Knowing STW as I do I’m sure someone can come up with something far better than I can.

And before the hand wringers chime in he isn’t arsed in the slightest and his modesty will be covered by the smallest smiley face or similar we can find.

without pics this thread is useless.

Forget one liners.

Isn’t it nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.

Absolutely, positively, 101% no way!

As much as I’d love to, I can’t.

how NOT to consummate a marriage

With this bride, the wedding tackle led to an own goal…

or

All the colour drained from the blushing bride’s face come wedding night

or

How’s your father? More like how’s you father!!

Where’s Willey?

Looking a bit worse for wear after a few too many hand shandy’s

Me love you long time

Bride of Wankenstein

See, I said she had hairy hands

Tranny Magnet

It’s the Adams Apple. It’s a dead giveaway

Worst. Hooker. Ever.

I like where’s Willy, could even have a little where’s Willy in the inappropriate place.

Wedding Tackle

Ah, that’s where the hamster went !

“My mates are ****s”

And you thought free willy was a film about a whale.

(Friends name) had been wanting to slip into something more comfortable all night.

Surprise surprise

Behold the bride of frankenfurter

The groom was not best pleased

Now THAT’S what I call a lawful impediment.

ALWAYS get a demo.

Something along the lines of-
Male order bride gone bad!