When's the right (or wrong) time to tell someone your dating you have a child?
4th date coming up and am now racked with guilt that I should have said something sooner (i've usually told em by this stage….its just not come up yet :-/
Made worse that I *actually* quite like her.

Does said gremlin live with you?
What sort of relationship do you have with the mother?
How did you meet?

Sounds complicated, better get a cup of tea…

Saying something on the 1st date has always worked for me. It's hardly like you're saying you have a dog or like soup

Just after you've come on her tits?

When you tell her how great you think she is, just add I'm sure my son/daughter will think the same 😉

Just after you've come on her tits?

Believe me I've waited this long before 🙂 Different sort of "relationship" though 😉

Said Mogwai does not live with me, though I have lots of constant access.
Relationship with mother is fine. Couldn't be described as friends, but get on fine (for the most part)