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  • "One born every minute" (on Ch4 now)…
  • takisawa2
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    Is anyone watching this ?
    Bringing back the mind-numbing boredom of 2 days & nights in the delivery suite waiting for our little monkeys to come along. 🙂
    Thank heavens for entinox to play with.

    That effing knob with the glasses…what a ****.

    With a bit of luck the mrs will clear off to bed afterwards so Forza3 can reigh supreme. Wish I'd gone biking now.

    scottyjohn
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    lol we are watching it now, and my missus is expecting our first! She has went white! And she looked at me and said "If you act like that **** during my labour Ill f*cking kill you" lol

    IanMunro
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    You've got to admire that he hasn't been murdered yet 🙂

    deluded
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    Lol. I've just turned it on. Why is matey a knob. What have I missed?

    deluded
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    Hold it. He just said he was going to the toilet and eat his fruit bowl. Utter twunt.

    IanMunro
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    He has a sense of humour 🙂
    The son must be regretting he was home that evening.

    Rich_s
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    The son's taking a good look up the glory chute! Sick puppy…

    IanMunro
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    I thought he was going to chunder for a moment.
    I'm sure all his mates will be really good about it, and won't mention at all that he snuck a look at his mum's polly.

    Rich_s
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    Just watching this week's episode on +1 – jeez that ginge lass needs a slap.

    chewkw
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    Yassuus! I can't watch this programme as preggers scare the shite out of me.

    😡

    genesis
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    Sorry to say I fell asleep during the last few minutes of the birth of of my lad, SO had a 36hr labour and having spent all that time trying to get comfy on either a bean bag or chair I just passed out with the entonox!

    woffle
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    Sorry to say I fell asleep during the last few minutes of the birth of of my lad,

    During the birth of our eldest daughter the midwife fell asleep on us! Dozed off by the side of the pool…

    cassin
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    Best advert for contraception that i have ever seen…

    IanMunro
    Free Member

    Hora's been keeping strangely quiet on this thread 🙂

    hora
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    Hora's been keeping strangely quiet on this thread

    I did 😯

    Who got that ginger-bird pregnant. He needs a medal and castrating.

    D0NK
    Full Member

    You've got to admire that he hasn't been murdered yet

    To be fair he'd given his wife all the children she wanted then had the snip, she then got bored cos they grew up and went to school so he had to have a snip reversal and then they still had to go for IVF. After all that I don't think I'd be as attentive as during the first childs delivery. He could still be a complete twunt of course.

    Rich_s
    Full Member

    Oh my god – we got ourselves a screamer!

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