Oh the ironing
If only they had worked for months to save up to buy the bikes out their taxed income . Researched for hours online to ensure the purchace choice was the correct one, fretted for weeks afer dropping the folding that their decision was the correct one …
Then the near pant wetting excitemnt as little parcels from CRC , Merlin etc arrive containing things of actual joy in a box. . .
Then spent hours meticuously assembling the bike to make it as near to perfect as humanly possible, only to have it stolen by some skank head and sold on for 1% of its cost
Then they might actually feel the pain of loss , as opposed to ‘ At least I wont get laughed at and soaked through anytime soon , pass the donuts love’