I was overtaken by a lad today, all supermanning on his tribars – he managed about 3 sentences as he went past. Quite impressive since he didn’t slow down I was crawling along trying not to kack my pants at the time
… err, otherwise I’d have dangled him off the front for a mile or two and then hurt him big-time before leaving him weeping in my wake and end up throwing himself under a car just to end the misery and pain
I’d have said Hi as I did it though since otherwise he may have assumed I was pushing hard – maybe even a running commentary
The difference between me and you lot is the confidence stemming from my palmares; I’ve been crushing all-comers in sportives and strava segments round here for years
(well done to the OP for not sayinbg darkside, btw)