http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/on-one-bike_W0QQitemZ130369309818QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Bikes_GL?hash=item1e5a9dcc7a

Just what I am looking for!

Sounds like an MBR review.

d.m.r carbon headset, carbon, dmr truavative bars, carbon falks, sealed unit, truavartive, bottom end brakett. truavartive single cog crank, plus truavative arms, dmr comp peddles wolfsbain seat

RIMS

oversize 29" retards

superlightweight single cog rockhopper setup (maxis oversize rubber)

BRAKES

Front hope hydrolick plus oversize disk

back is cable driven asuss oversized/ grooved wavey disk

From the description:

Frame Colour: looks off white

Magic…

is the lion for sale as well? 😀

OK, so maybe this is me being a bit of a language snob, but are people really that stupid and/or lazy that they are unable to;
A – Spell properly!
B – Read and copy that which is written on the bike they have stolen before posting it on ThiefBay?

How do you report stolen gear to ebay?

it is a full size downhill style frame

with 29"retard rims it is also an inbred frame

Brilliant!!! I just nearly wee'd a little 🙂

maybe he was talking about himself when he said retard as opposed to reetard…

Click 'report item' right hand side beneath the seller info.

Please can someone ask me what a "full size frame" is?

Other than crap spelling and a dubious taste in both valentines cards and soft toys there's no real evidence this is stolen is there?

"Other than crap spelling and a dubious taste in both valentines cards and soft toys there's no real evidence this is stolen is there?"

Describing an inbred as a downhill bike would usually be a giveaway that the seller knows bugger all about the item, and hence has presumably relieved the previous owner of it for free.

I'm not buying a bike from someone that believes that valentines cards should be the same size as bike wheels anyway.

Could be his new bunny boiler girlfriend getting rid of the competition for his affection

second item for sale from this gent as well…

maybe not stolen, but he is not doing himself any favours 😕

All my friends think I'm odd, because I tend not to buy or sell on ebay… That sale is the reason I steer clear… 😉