never walk past a toilet, never waste an erection and never trust a fart.

(that came from my best mates father, had me in stitches thought it best to share!)

Mr Nutt welcome back where have you been?

I’ve been in:

Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, Dorset, Wiltshire, Hampshire, Berkshire, Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire, Buckinghamshire, Worcestershire, Warwickshire, Northamptonshire and Leicestershire. Probably spend ten nights at home over the last two months!!

You have my permission to call Devon – Devonshire, we often do..

oh what a splendid idea, I may even refer to our southern most reach as cornwallshire, but that’ll probably enrage the Pasty Liberation Front, best not then.

I’ve stayed at an amazing Inn in Sourton, ever been to The Highwayman Inn? its so strange but wonderful!

I know it, from years ago, if you are in that neck of the woods again I can recommend the Duke of York in Iddesleigh which has got lush food. (its 25 mins/14 miles from sourton)

Down there tomorrow! I think the Dartmoor Inn may have a Michelin bib gourmand, was told to check that out too, ever been?

Yeah I haven’t been there for a while either.
If you want crazy middle of nowhere locals but really good nosh try the northmore arms.
TheDrewe Arms in Drewsteignton is excellent. Ohh and the Sandy Park Inn.

whereabouts in wiltshire? i live in devizes.are you cycling around the uk?anyways i hope you have a great cycle trip 🙂

point two: even when alone? 😉