No. No. No.

And again, no.

Camel toe camouflage?

I must have them.

They do make your hips look a tad wide there CFH, I can see why on reflection you realised the mistake you have made.

I’m going for these PJ’s when the winter comes.

Booooooooom oozes style and sophistication.

The orange one looks like something dear old Jimmy S would have worn if he was a keen trail stalker.

Now then!!

Never go full psychedelic Rod Stewart, although it would match a bulla hat…

**** me, someone pass me the mind bleach!!!

You been shaving your legs again Flashy?

Actually would go quite nicely with a lime green Bell Stoker, an STW unofficial uniform no less.

In stock, pair on the way 😀

Young people won’t know what these are, but they’d be ideal to match those shorts