Asparagus is back in season!

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom. And nom.

Does it make your wee smell funny.???

I've got some for tea/dinner, when I get home…….

and yes it does make my wee smell funny!

just had liver, sausage, mash, cabbage, carrots and asparagus….. 8)

My Mrs says it makes my sex wee taste funny, well funnier than normal,,,,

G

and rhubarb.

It makes rhubarb smell funny?

I must be one of the only ones who thinks asparagus is very overrated.

No, it makes his sex rhubarb smell funny.

bigG. Pineapple makes that taste nicer, apparently.

I also gather that the asparagus/wee thing only affects chaps. Any ladies care to comment?

And finally, Ton – WTF? I mean, really, WTF? You mask the delicate deliciousness of the tasty spears under all that (admittedly nice sounding!) stuff? Have it as a starter, steamed until just soft then served with a snifter of melted butter and perhaps a drop or two of lemon juice. Then nosh on yer bangers and mash!

A bloke at work dips it in his boiled egg.

Kuco, he has fine taste! It's also very good with a duck egg. Soft boiled, of course!

Weirdly only the ones who get smelly wee from asparagus can smell it, whereas the ones that don't, can't.

I that makes sense…

wonderful with prosciutto on a bechamel sauce pizza.

Coat the spears with olive oil, place them on a smoking hot griddle and turn once. A few seconds before you remove them, squeeze freshly cut lemon over the little blighters then place on a hot plate. Pick the spears up with your fingers and dip them in balsamic vinegar. If it dribbles down your chin, even better. All you need then is a chilled glass of wine, good company and a fine sunset.

Tasty spears sounds a bit gay 😉

I'm sorry, but I can't stand the stuff!

Kuco, you're not the only one. I just don't get it. It's not that I don't like asparagus, far from it. I just don't see what all the fuss is about. The nice things you can put on it are far nicer than the asparagus itself.

As for it's notorious effects, yes. It very much does.

I have it on extremely good lady-authority that the wee thing doesn't just affect us chaps.

And I also think rocket has a similar effect.

four packets of Jaffa cakes makes it taste orangey, and cola cubes make it taste well colacubey,

I love finding these things out then persuading the Mrs to let me try.

Pineapple is a new one. I thank you, I'm off to Asda/Tesco etc to buy as many as I can buy……

The aroma of asparagus in ones potty water is down to genetics. We all produce the scent but only the lucky ones can smell it.
eye fink dats rite anthoo.

Oh and lemons for the other topic.

Love the stuff as does the wife (and it makes both our wee smell) probably TMI but you did ask.

Got some fresh picked from a local farm this afternoon 🙂

status report, two pineapples is enough acid to make any grown man sick.

this had better work or I think i might be sick

bigG – Youre my hero.

i knew a girl who wouldn't eat black olives "'cos they taste like diddle-juice".
bigG get on with it and report back.

I thought this was going to be a thread about taking a wander around the City of London with Oakleys on!

So did I, but I wasn't disappointed. It contains the word "diddle-juice", status reports from a man who is force-feeding himself pineapple before ejaculating on his wife to let her savour the flavour, and another description of what powers Ton. All in all, pretty good. 8)

Sugar Puffs make your wee smell 😉

four packets of Jaffa cakes makes it taste orangey, and cola cubes make it taste well colacubey,

I love finding these things out then persuading the Mrs to let me try.

you have ask your missus to let you taste it? euugh

Gents, I have good news, pineapple's work (according to the Mrs it tastes "surprisingly fruity"). For the record I'm being guided by her advice and have never sneaked a taste you sickos.

The not so good news is that two pineapples will shoot through you and clear you out like a chilli loaded suppository. A small price to pay in my opinion.

I have no understanding of how any man can get to adulthood without tasting his own semen. Are you completely devoid of curiosity? 😉

I'm not a veggie fan hate most of them but Asparagus is marvellous stuff, Captain you were do well until you mentioned boiling until just soft. It needs bite man some crispiness in there. My favourite is done on BBQ roll it around quickly for a few seconds and then season well cover in butter and enjoy.

this was a great thread until BD 5 mins ago.

BD, I'm curious about how it would feel to lick a porcupine, but I've made it to middle age without trying it out. TBH I'm not even slightly curious about how the other stuff tastes.

I thought this was going to be a thread about taking a wander around the City of London with Oakleys on!

I think it's one of those times, when you open a thread only to realise within a few posts, that it's gone Horribly Wrong. 🙁

Had some last night.

Wrapped in Serrano Ham then on the George Foreman for 7 minutes. Served with some shaved parmesan, lemon juice and sea salt. 8)

I shall resist the (considerable) temptation to make all this even worse. 😉

Tinners's method is the best for out of season or imported asparagus but melted butter or hollandaise is what I prefer on the sublime English spears.

And this is from a bloke who wraps streaky bacon round his scallops and then grills them.

I have no understanding of how any man can get to adulthood without tasting his own semen. Are you completely devoid of curiosity?