I’m just sitting at Schiphol in the lounge, on my way back from a trip to SA where I made a gift of my late FIL’s accordion to my agent. So I booted up the laptop and went on Wiki to find out a bit more about how accordions work and listened to a few sound files then went on YouTube and listened to some accordion music. All the time I was wondering why my earphones were so quiet and not responding to the volume control…. then realised I’d plugged them into the mic plug and I’ve been giving the entire lounge a free concert of loud accordion music!

People around me are diplomatically avoiding my eye but…. the shame, the shame… 😳

😆 Genius

At least it wasn’t hip hop.

ha ha ha!!
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mudmonster – Member
At least it wasn’t porn.

ftfy

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But, accordion music is THE music of choice for llama porn…apparently!

They probably thought you were the skinhead psycho from Diva in disguise… 😆

Nice one!

Only way out of this is to pretend you did it on purpose. Download some accordion mp3s so you can keep the party going on the plane as well.

Nice work 🙂

Interested in what sort or agent you have and why? (Hoping you are some sort of uber spy and he is your handler)

Also love the idea of you at SA Customs. So sir, what is the purpose of your visit? ” Oh, simple, I am delivering my dead father in laws accordion to my agent. You know, the usual sort of stuff.”