Brilliant, reminds me of my risk assessment and method statement for doing a poo in company toilets.
After a long spell of endlessly churning out RAMS, I did one for bowel movements, it included risks like finger poke, splash back, lack of paper and so on,
The Ms required one to assess consistency of stools prior to ejection, assess paper quantity and quality as well as tensile strength.
Oh how I laughed as I inserted it into the suite of RAMS that were distributed for the next few years until I left.
It was discovered some years later by the bloke who took my job on, who apparently left it in for a bit longer before sadly removing it.
Nobody read crap like that in those days but I saw it as a genuine risk.