So, I’ve just been to the office loo.
I used the one at the south end of the building because:-
a) It has large windows and is warmer than the freezing dungeon at the north end of the building.
b) I planned to visit the brew machine, which is also in the south end of the building.
c) Critically, as will become clear later, it used to be the ladies’ so it is a bit nicer.
I went in to the end trap of 3 and did a precautionary check to see if there was any paper in the dispenser. On reaching inside my hand felt only the empty cardboard spool of doom. I quickly hastened to another trap ( I went for the middle one – intimidating, I know, but what the eh hell?).
I’d just got comfy when I heard somebody go into the end trap.
Here lies my dilemma… do I warn them but at the same time give away my anonymity (a gentlemen should never announce his presence), or assume that they are just having a wee (remember, this used to be the ladies’, so there are no urinals.)?
Before I could make my mind up the visitor to the end trap unloaded his bowels, with some gusto I must add. I finished my business, did the paperwork and left before the person next door realised the true horror of their situation.
I could have warned them.
I didn’t.
Should I feel bad?