‘hello, yes your son isn’t himself and has been crying’.
AND? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? LEAVE WORK BECAUSE MY SON ISN’T FEELING HIMSELF? WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR? IS IT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
– You dont have enough staff as they are all skiving/phoning in sick so you need to trim some numbers?
– You call mrshora as you know you’ll appeal to her Mothers instinct rather than me who will coldly answer the phone?
– Your paid to look after him. Not look after him when hes chirpy and happy- your job is to care for someones child not as a hobby.
What next? Your son isn’t cute today, could you take him away as you obviously have a very understanding job/boss who wont mind you leaving ALL THE TIME.
Thankfully I rang them back and said ‘and’? With a wibble on the end. FFS.