Really one for the gamers but ….

😯

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=70&v=NE393xCHRAU[/video]

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Im glad to see it passes the “kick the football at the titties” test.
I’m in.

I wonder if they get longer and flatter over time??

“kick the football at the titties”

Those of us with a proper education prefer punting a rugby football at the puppies.

I had a simpler version of that with just plain foam for the boobs – bought it as a joke, not sure where it is now.

Although it probably would have been effective for those with carpel tunnel syndrome.

I don’t think those are real tbh. I’ve got a pretty good eye for these things, and I reckon they’re silicon.

Why would anyone want to rest a rigid pole on it?

Oh. Hang on.

Well done Harry, much better than my attempt I was about to post!

I think, if you had that on your desk, you’d feel a right tit most of the time.

Unless you’re left handed.