Claiming for the family pet as a business guard dog?
Extra milage on the company?
Not really IR35?

How would you all fare if it was all put in the papers??

If I were an MP I’d be so corrupt it wouldn’t even get near the papers.

Former RBS ‘Relationship Manager’.

Used the Company Van and fuel at the weekend to go riding.

Erm… that’s about it these days.

If I was a Sun Reporter I could possibly write a story about how I once fled the country for a extended length of time whilst former friends and house mates were being sent down for selling MBMA tablets, I’m sure that would hurt come election night.

If I was in power I’d make Putin look like an angel.

i’m on STW while being paid for my actual job

i accidentally took an extra day’s holiday one year and didn’t tell anyone

hmm

that’s about it!

Claiming for the family pet as a business guard dog?

Is that allowable? How about a very unpleasant cat?

<Runs off to ring HMRC>

I think I occasionally arranged meetings around three bases I had to cover to exploit a rather generous loophole in travel expenses to and from place of work. I probably nicked a few pens from the Slough Observer as well.

No duck houses, sadly.

sent down for selling MBMA tablets,

Is that the credit card company or the drug?

Dyslectasy ?

Does it better, really. 😀

…selling MBMA tablets

Dyslectasy ?

Dyslectasy ?

😆 😆 😆 😆

Have always declared myself inside IR35 & even been mocked for it.

What do I win?

Our board got caught out a few years ago being a bunch of corrupt tossers (large multi national company). So now every year we all have to go through idiotic and patronising “ethics” training. All 30,000 plus employees because those at the top had their noses in the trough despite already having super inflated salaries.

Every year I sit through it just thinking the chance to be corrupt would be nice. I do think my boss takes it more seriously than me though, he keeps turning down my bribe in beer just to sign off that I have done the training without wasting my time actually doing it.

nealglover – Member

…selling MBMA tablets

Dyslectasy ?

😆 😆 😆