Apparently the muff is already back in vogue for posh folk

http://www.tatler.com/beauty/too-posh-for-bush-beauty-waxing-review-bikini-wax

Apparently Pippa’s can bellow like Brian Blessed under certain circumstances

When A50 is triggered and the country is completely bankrupt and everyone is starving.. The hipsters will be first to get eaten. You need to sell special artisan knives, bow (with unicorn hair string) and arrows, and various weapons, knuckle dusters, machetes etc. So they can protect themselves

Artisan Seaweed & Chocolate Omelettes.

Single-blade DE shaving.

edhornby – Member
knitting – making jumpers with, yerknow, organic wool from a really really rare breed of donkey
yeah Tarquin, it’s a vintage loom, all manual; look at the weft

Camouflage knitting – once the hat is finished, you’ll never know he’s there 😯

That guy knitting now that’s an artisan baristas beard, hairier than a wild tomcats groin

Chavvy chic is the next big thing.
Eating at Greggs
Shopping trips to Aldi
Buying. £250 PC laptop and using it in a cafe selling instant coffee
riding bikes on the pavement
Holidays in the grim north of England
Wearing blue and white sportswear

Dogging.

Austrian hipsters are embracing the whole traditional felt hat ‘n’ lederhosen look so I’m predicting morris dance daywear.

Merkins…..

Hand crafted possibly knitted ones for Xmas.

Eating at Greggs
Shopping trips to Aldi
Buying. £250 PC laptop and using it in a cafe selling instant coffee
riding bikes on the pavement
Holidays in the grim north of England
Wearing blue and white sportswear

Binners.

This is an actual real thing in the SF Bay Area now – undrinkable overpriced hipster beer.

IPA (it *has* to be IPA) that is at least 7% and is so insanely hoppy that it strips off the roof of your mouth. And is also cloudy, as though they thought that dead yeast would add to the experience.

And $10 for a tiny glass (whatever mad measures they use there, but it looks like less than half a pint).

It’s everywhere, all the “craft” breweries seem to be making this stuff, so it’s pot luck now whether you get something good, or undrinkable over-hoppy grapefruit coloured junk.

Eating at Greggs
Shopping trips to Aldi
Buying. £250 PC laptop and using it in a cafe selling instant coffee
riding bikes on the pavement
Holidays in the grim north of England
Wearing blue and white sportswear

I was into this before it was cool.
Am I a Binster?

also……organic Power Kites.

Artisan cheese toasties

… with the cheese on the outside
Also smashed toast on avocado

The hipster in my office has taken to wearing a sheepskin coat just like my dad used to wear when he drove our MkIII Cortina in the 70s

Are string backed driving gloves due a revival? Or did I miss it?

Someone opened an Artisan Cheesemongers near me a couple of years ago. It closed.

MKTOB

Men knitting their own beards. On the internet. In spite of women.

Artesian water….emmmm…

Screw that

high protein meat-shakes. A blended shake made of meat…plus some veg.

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43WVxIs0OSU[/video]

Jeans that used to be skinny but have been stretched by fat people.

E-bike alpine riding, no need for an uplift service.

[url=https://flic.kr/p/PSSpDS]E-bike adventure company[/url] by Ben Freeman, on Flickr

Round here we have a ‘Micro Dairy’ selling raw milk. Going to be on all the hip coffee menus soon.

This is an actual real thing in the SF Bay Area now – undrinkable overpriced hipster beer.

IPA (it *has* to be IPA) that is at least 7% and is so insanely hoppy that it strips off the roof of your mouth. And is also cloudy, as though they thought that dead yeast would add to the experience.

And $10 for a tiny glass (whatever mad measures they use there, but it looks like less than half a pint).

It’s everywhere, all the “craft” breweries seem to be making this stuff, so it’s pot luck now whether you get something good, or undrinkable over-hoppy grapefruit coloured junk.

You’re at least 5-8 years behind the curve on getting annoyed by that.

There are now so many ‘craft’ breweries in the UK that many can’t give their beer away* and are only in business because Tarquins dad is still throwing money at his sons east end craft brewery project because it has to be worth as much as Meantime and Campden town breweries sold out for, hasn’t it?

*it was always the case that breweries would offer buy X casks and get one free to pubs, but X has dropped from ~8 to 3, and it’s sale or return.

I went to Camden Town brewery last summer, it was shut for a private event. FFS.
Have hipsters done whittling yet? Either than or some sort of ridiculously highly polished wood type goods.
I reckon TB and Polio have got to be due to make a fashionably late reappearance.
Possibly 20 hole cherry red DMs?

Tea will be the new coffee.

Cassettes will be the new vinyl.

Beef brisket will be the new pulled pork.

HN – Member
Tea will be the new coffee.

Already there….

Me too, I’m ironically drinking it out of a mug, with milk but no sugar, right now daddio.

The next hipster trend is going to be holding your breath for 10 minutes.

Only really cool people in the know know about it though, so don’t tell any non-cool people.

That should sort a whole bunch of them out.

Read every post and I’m agreeing with some by going for whittling (with driftwood) and knitting (using dog hair or something). I’ll also add rollerblading.

The truth.

penis beards.

Hopefully self-awareness.

You should retrain in counselling

The rules.

Use of the words: craft, boutique or wedding, enable the retailer to double the price of the item.

I’m going to start selling boutique craft wedding flapjacks in my cafe, I reckon £12 each?
Make that £15 if I serve them on a wooden platter.

Shabby cheek toilet roll

AD&D.

Shabby cheek toilet roll

Sandpaper?

Pink or blue nhs 60’s spectacle frames glazed with coke bottle bottoms even though your a -1.5 prescription with a £400 tag

Have they done the drinking own urine thing yet? Very niche.