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news and current affairs delivered in a rhyme
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poemtrackFree Member
it has been pointed out I should have one place for all my poetry. so this is it. please feel free to contribute if you want to do a rhyme.
poemtrackFree Membermorning all. in yesturdays metro was a peace about closing the bar where MP’s can get cheaper drinks while working – would anyone raise a glass to this news ?
raise a glass to MP’s bar closure – metro news 09.12.17
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everyday i grind
to my people is the serve
please don’t take away my unwind
one stiff drink is the least i deserve.
getting by on 74k is a disgrace
i could well need a pacer
working with no alcohol blood trace
the thought is telling me i need my third chaser.
its no secret on corruption
absolutely rife with us posh
scam fiddle and avoid is a good assumption
come in and at £3.40 let me buy you a grolsch.
remember it trickles from this institution
every law passed is our clue
even if i pay i oppose prostitution
that hooker went through all my malibu.
wrong is the bar closure
the expression on my face is a pass
to the local MP this won’t get exposure
the way we handle is to raise a glass.poemtrackFree MemberI agree purist – very windy here – much calmer in the jungle but ian won’t be feeling this. anyone else enjoy ian getting bit of own medicine ?
we rise to ian like he did to amir 09.12.17
will it come round
not yet started to heel
its that repeat sound
jungle fishing and ian is the reel.
so who did cook
did the genius leave ian numb er
more classy then a right hook
presented not by dumb but dumber.
thank you to the champ
for providing a delightful meal
harder then hitting a post lamp
amir made ian no how it does feel.
to totally annoy
desperate for a reaction
do not no why sky does employ
when on the paper review has no attraction.
glad you did rise
to amir i am complementary
failure was your jungle excise
the wind up this time was on ian lee.
gauss1777Free MemberCan you do one about bikes?
Atlantically, if possible.
…and perhaps Artic_ulate it a bit more precisely?CougarFull MemberAtlantically, if possible.
Loving your work Perchy, loving your work.
poemtrackFree MemberI like the news and current affairs – anyone see this story ?
south is going north with christmas lights 09.12.17
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i am not going to post
internet is more effective
mr south to you i toast
not one single objective.
to the village is no publicity
community message boards no longer rent
papers and covers don’t compare to electricity
this is a free world and its your pocket dent.
it is a wonder land
complementing the supreme holly lodge
writing this is shaking your hand
more people to see even if poem dodge.
it is of top grade
for children it adds to the excitement
proud would be slade
infarct might ask him to come out of retirement.
now all we need
lot of snow falling
from my words i hope you heed
your house is anything but “appalling”.http://camdennewjournal.com/article/the-most-christmassy-house-in-camden-is-back
perchypantherFree Memberproud would be slade
infarct might ask him to come out of retirement.You’ve just wished a heart attack on Noddy.
At Christmas.
What kind of monster are you?
PookFull MemberWhen you write these, in your head do you do the poetry voice like that cerys does on 6 music?
You know the one I mean. Halfway to an m&s advert
poemtrackFree Memberget the voices in the head 😆 and they told me to go and see jennie from the block tonight ? I could not work out what the voices were saying but had to express myself 8O. now I got you lot on this bike forum – I will work so hard for you and it will be free ➡
jennie from the street not the block 10.12.17
firstly i give gratitude
even if i could i would not tweet
just adore your life attitude
describing is so much greater then sweet.
this is how life should be played
your qualities are many
sorry but to ITV this will be delayed
through primeperformersagency is how i get to jennie.
absolutely consistent
that is a main factor
the goodness in you is persistent
views from this chameleon actor.
you was my winner
this is why i am bottom rock
please god i expressed whats inner
you done proud the wheatherfield block.
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if you wanted to book jennie you can find out here -https://www.primeperformersagency.co.uk/jennie-mcalpine
perchypantherFree Memberthis is why i am bottom rock
[video]https://youtu.be/FfhphrmKdsg[/video]
poemtrackFree Memberbottom – rock – are you insinuating panther 😀 back to more news and would love to hear your views on back handers ?
where is my ????? – VEOLIA ? 10.12.17
i was crawling
got a ASBO from the curb
soliciting is absolutely appalling
you pick up dirt and turd.
its rife in every street
local authorities ignore the scabs
£10 can buy you whats sweet
its fantastic when you get free crabs.
getting caught is a tombola
even the council workers prostitute
next time just wink at veolia
removing all evidence is cute.
this story could not skip
a serious message is my prize
what is the use of a microchip
when it can be over rid when you apologize.
sorry if you fail to understand
one day i am going to get a knighting
guilty is veolia and the back hand
the fraud is £10 for pussie i’m highlighting.
perchypantherFree Memberare you insinuating panther
No. I am perchypanther.
I have seen my Uncle Insinuating for ages.
poemtrackFree Memberme neither 😯 going to draw a line under jungle now and its on with life – just waiting for CBB next month – will any of you bikers be watching ?
one two and ian lee 11.12.17
3 weeks are over
happy is undeniable
ian winning would have been a ben dover
complaining to ITV is not reliable.
can live with the bronze medal
my jennie praise had no stock
should have used a different peddle
a bit derogatory is jennie from the block.
jamie i did misjudge
have to grovel
just like he wanted chocolate fudge
assuming by cover is different to the novel.
toff is a reality star
the cameras are at her beckon
but her consistency won’t scar
was disbelief real what do you reckon.
over is the camp
no more poetry to smother
just have to get through the january ramp
then its love of my life big brother.
hodgyndFree MemberPoemtrack ..
When it was pointed out to you that you should have one place for your work ..did ( whoever it was that made that fantastic suggestion ) ..not also highlight that it should be as far away from this forum as possible ..
You really are talentless ..but at least I now know that you are being contained in one place 😐JamieFree MemberWhile I have been making playful digs at poemtrack, it really is harmless what they’re doing.
It’s Christmas, hodgynd.
The time for cheer, have a beer!
and a mince pie, guy!hodgyndFree MemberHound ..Cheers ..its been a long road to get there but thanks for your endorsement 😆
Jaimie ..I will pass on the mince pies ..cheers !poemtrackFree MemberJamie – I like 😀 now jungle is over going to jump back to news and the bbc inspired me this morning with the story below my poem. just thought has anyone experienced this in work ?
harassment survey 11.12.17
welcome to my survey
its going to be a shiner
we have no time to delay
just going to rub your vagina.
i no you are in need
probably first job and naive
a few subtle hints are the seed
this gentleman will prepare for your receive.
let me explain hardship
as a director i to did experience
over me highgate had a firm grip
they used and abused because of convenience.
now a turn
seen my force
even if the village i still yearn
i no not appropriate is the poetry sauce.
harassment in any form
it is wrong
sorry but it will always be the norm
business and power ensure it will always belong.
thepuristFull MemberIs poemtrack really Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge? In which case let’s hope the constructor fleet turns up soon.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly…
poemtrackFree MemberTHEPUREIST – not enough credit
the least is what needs the edit.as long as I make a few smile
then worth it is my poetry ???? pile. 8)RustySpannerFull Memberpoemtrack – Member
it has been pointed out I should have one place for all my poetry. so this is it.Why just the one thread?
Seriously, your posts just seem to be commenting on different things, but in rhyme.
Seems a bit unfair, boyyyyy’s.Loving your work, btw.
I read them out loud with my cap turned sideways and channelling the Young MC.Art, whether photography, poetry, mad skillz, drawing etc should be encouraged and always has been on here.
It’s one of the reasons I like this place.Can we fight the power?
poemtrackFree Memberthank you for kind words purist – maybe one day I do a poem for you 8)
poemtrackFree Membercould not access this today so 2 in one go 😮
tate village 12.12.17
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welcome to privilege
high is the score
no better place with in mileage
highgate is not one of four.
every visitor will be complementary
highgate is renowned
thank the lord no poetry that’s contemporary
pointing out the change of ground.
is the new building frustration
got proof on the alba phone
will it appear in the bankside power station
have a look and see if it changes the village tone.
i am in a pickle
the village is my manner
but is this change the good trickle
or in highgate is a spanner.
https://ibb.co/fq9Yubkeith did win legacy 12.12.17
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very few get a mention
you really had to have impact
keith won’t get a village extension
but a lovely man is a fact.
problems were a throttle
AA was a sticker
so many find the way in a bottle
everyday is a recovery from the liquor.
never a bad word
all news you can tag
ok “naked jungle” was absurd
but the big breakfast was delightful with zig and zag.
invited into our family
we did all adore
a great loss i say sadly
we will always remember keith at our door.
?poemtrackFree Memberjaminb – be warned – not everything I write everyone likes and you will be the same. but thank you for your kind words. this poem was from yesterdays metro newspaper about a MP trying to stop the delivery of food on bikes but it also involves me as if you have my app – you can order a poem and I will deliver 🙄
daniel astaire takes on deliveroo and finished poemroo – metro news 13.12.17
i am a entrepreneur
the genius in me is rare
all the wealth is now a blur
this poem blames daniel astaire.
i do operate in westminister
the rich are very cunning
all suited and booted covering sinister
i have delivered vile poems that are stunning.
deliveroo was my inspiriation
now its my rival
they are causing ear drum penetration
off goes my engine of road arrival.
it is anti social
nandos first to feel the hammer
but not feeling emotional
one down equals more bad spelling and gramma.
may i take this opertunity
use my app and poem gannet
the small print is my immunity
poemroo is free to all on the plannet.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/08/crackdown-delivery-apps-westminster-residents-complain-noisy/ – please be aware poemroo does not exist due to a small supply and demand issue – i was ready but not one single demand.
jekkylFull MemberBack once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, power to the people.
Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, with the ill behavior.poemtrackFree Memberfrom the renegade
to the fickle
so well out laid
I thank you jekkyl . 8)dannyhFree MemberThere was horrible man from Alabama.
Who should have been in the slammer.
It went to the vote.
They rejected the scrote.
Now to impeach the orange scammer.davosaurusrexFull MemberI don’t like these poems
They make me feel all grumpy
I do like honeycomb
With chocolate, like a CrunchiepoemtrackFree Memberdav and dan
I got a plan
to stop us feeling blue
lets set up the poem crew ? thank you u 2. really made me smile. I was reading online about this comedian that is going through hardship and it really made me feel how lucky we are we can say what ever we want with in reason here and my heart goes out to this lady. to raise awareness of her is my aim.debauchery shaimaa ahmed 13.12.17
we have to stick
or we will all crack
artists expressing is no hard trick
below all poetry is a photo of my ball sack.
of course there is opposition
they rule with the ‘fist’
will have to keep a eye on the egyptian
when the poetry stops you no why the mist.
shaimaa ahmed was silly
in your stunt is no shine
playing with a banna and apple to recreate a willy
all done with a board highlighting sixty nine.
maybe to shamed
could be a sign of repentance
you have been framed
not showing but receiving 2 years sentence.
up raw on the television
if you disbelieve i will do a lie detector
it proved a wrong decision
2 years also for the video director.
shaimaa we have a bond
its not as bad as cutting a archery
put out of a place so fond
i to get off on debauchery.
poemtrackFree Memberdoes anyone watch the wrightstuff on ch5 at 915am weekdays ? well the last show is on Friday and I am going to miss them. as per – expressed myself the only way I no how – just wondered anyone else adore the wrightstuff ?
message for my chew 13.12.17
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it is my code
let me give you a clue
with out it i would explode
indebted to all staff and camera crew.
you all keep me sain
every morning is a smile
over on ITV is unnecessary pain
not any threat from mr vile.
such great debates
never needing a moderator martial
playing devil advocate inflates
this man is always impartial.
have a lovely break
poetry will now stem
don’t want your inbox to shake
because your all a gem.
see you all in january
wishing happy xmas and a year that’s new
you are my best friends and that’s not imagery
thank you all and especially my chew.
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