hope this is not a repost

I walked into my kitchen to discover you dressed in women’s lingerie and a curly blonde wig, mounted on the handle of a plumber’s toilet plunger suctioned securely to the floor. A K-Mart brochure lay open between your knees advertising children’s swimwear. As you leapt up in surprise, the plunger handle exited and, like a trebuchet, flung a combination of butter and faeces across the kitchen cabinets.

Omg 😯

I bet family gatherings are fun!

piss – not been on there for ages.

The Missing Missy always busts me.

The burton one is good as well.

Ah, cheers for the PSA. Must’ve missed him mentioning it on Twitter. Quality as ever.