Riding home last night (heading out of Edinburgh town) I cut up the Water of Leith on the CX bike. Old railway line and one bit you go through a tunnel under a hill – maybe 200 or 300m long and curved so you can’t see out either end.
I passed some yoof about a third of the way in – looking fairly harmless, mobile phone playing choonz and some bottles, and a carrier bag one of them is rummaging in. Speed up and get out the way.
Someone’s obviously been messing with fireworks (as I could smell them faintly in the air just before the tunnel), so I’m guessing that’s what is in the bag. Anyway get out the other end by Colinton Bridge Road and there is a huge BANG from the tunnel behind me. Nearly crap myself, and (after confirming I’ve not been shot and my tyres haven’t exploded) I get the hell out of there.
By the time I’m at the city bypass I’ve regained my composure and am thinking things through. Now Edinburgh Neds ain’t the smartest, and people that play with fireworks ain’t the smartest, so putting the two together isn’t going to end well. Presumably setting a banger off in a tunnel is going to be pretty loud (especially if I thought it was loud in the open a good distance away from the tunnel, so presumably there are 3 or 4 very deaf Neds – doubt they would have had time to leg it out the tunnel before their banger exploded.
So if you’re riding the WoL in the future and someone doesn’t hear your bell, this might be why 🙂