I have had two brown trouser moments.
Once in East Kilbride, dark, rain (I think), was trying to navigate to mate’s house – the sign seemed to indicate his district was second left off the main road and somehow I ended up barrelling down the wrong way, in the face of oncoming traffic. A gap fortuitously appeared and I cut back into the correct LH lane. Was v v scary.
Second, I was just off a plane, with family, trying to navigate (having already got lost) through night time Geneva. Turn right at this junction said the navigator. I did, dual carriageway appears, I dutifully (it was a long day) I started to go into LH lane – to see headlights and shriek from passengers – again, snapped back into right, RH, lane. Another v close call …