Im not saying anything about punctures. I went a year without any, bragged then BANG.

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You’re not doing it that fast if you have to keep stopping to fix punctures.
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Yeah but you should see until that point. I’m like the bastard love child of Gee Atherton and Danny Hart. 😀

Ah, the Grizedale riverbed, AKA Titties Track…

thats what I knew it as too 🙂 it’s a testing climb aswell. There was a route in the mag ages ago that did a few good tracks “backwards” worked as a big loop, just not very tech. So many cool little downhills round grizedale it’s tricky to get them into a loop so you have to just pick a few to link up.
There was a route on the boggies site
Parkamoor
Moor lane
Breast haw
Slack wood
Colthouse
Titties
Done that a few times, old site is down now tho, might try to get it logged later.

Alright then. Why’s it called ‘titties’?

<instantly regrets asking>

Isn’t Breasty Haw enough for you?

bastard love child of Gee Atherton and Danny Hart.

Not a pretty sight then.

Nothing rude martin, I got the story 2nd hand off SFB iirc, but apparently a lady dog walker saw a horde of mtbers charging down the hill and called for her dog Titania to heel lest canine carnage ensued.

I did the first route a few months ago, it was mega! Parkamoor and the Ickenthwaite descent being particularly memorable. Enjoy!