. No, it’s “Stupid Name” like it says on the gate you’ve just walked through, and on the door you’ve just knocked on
It’s not their fault, I promise there are thousands of people out there who move into ’29 Acacia Road’ and the moment they step over the threshold think to themselves “this is my house, I’ve bought it, from henceforth it shall be known as Bananaman Castle” and then plain refuse to accept it’s number 29, that it was ever 29 or even I’m sure the number 29 exists, they remove any external mention of the number and then go about trying to bend the world to their way of thinking –
I once spent the thick end of a month trying to get gas connected to a house over winter, 4 week this numbskul was so hell bent on getting his stupid house name “on the database” that he refused to accept it had the number it had on it 24 hours before he moved in – 4 weeks his family put up without heating because of his arrogance. Finally I had to get the serial number from the meter, pass it to Centrica, wait for an answer back to it’s location (10 days back then) “ah, is it 15 High Street, Anytown?” “NO! It’s Idiots Folly, Anytown!” In the end Centrica went loppy because they thought the meter had been stolen and went to 15 High Street to find a normal 3 bed terraced house with some made up name painted above the door.
If I was a courier or an Ambo driver and I saw a house with a name on a street, I’d assume it had a number too and some plum wanted to lord it up a bit.