Sorry, I know its a daily mail one but this is worth it:

Which one of you is it?

A pensioner has sparked anger among his neighbours after piling a huge collection of broken bicycles outside his home.
David Watts, 73, has been running a repair business from his house in Maidstone, Kent since 1971 but now admits his hoard has got out of hand.
He collects bikes quicker than he can mend or sell them and scores of them are heaped in his garden which some neighbours say has become an eyesore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777740/Hoarding-pensioner-angers-neighbours-huge-collection-rusting-bicycles-stored-trailers-outside-home.html

Best line of all:

His wife Maureen, 71, is not a fan of the collection and has banned him from working in the house,

😆

Looks like the inside of my lbs (nearest to me, not the one I use, I hasten to add…).

What’s the rule again? N+something?

I’m surprised no ones nicked them yet

I’m surprised no ones nicked them yet

I expect He’s hoping they will…

LOL.
Kent at its best. 🙂

Please raise any complaints in writing to…

Hora
Muir Road
Maidstone
Kent

I reckon he cleaned his windows for that photo.

😆

Shameful.

Valves and logos not aligned.

should make good burglar prevention as you know damn well you will catch your shins on some pedals trying to get over that lot to the house.