Speaking Camelbak, I think the H.A.W.G. is Hauls Alot of Water and Gear, but what does M.U.L.E. stand for?

Cheers Mi Dears

Maybe Use Less Equipment

Must Upset Local Elders?

My Uncle Loves Elephants.

Multi-Use Long Expedition

Massive useless Liquid Encumbrance

Medium to Ultra Long Endeavors

Material Unsuitable Leaks Ensue

Donkey ?

Multi Use Long Endeavors

My Uncle Licks Emus

Midge Ure's Llama Emporium

What about the ROGUE then?

M.U.L.E.

My Underpants Leak Excrement ???

Man Up Lightweight Eggheads

Medium to Ultra Long Endeavors

Thats the right answer, but some of the others are more fun 🙂

Makes u like exercising

Romans Often Gargle Uncooked Eggs

Might Use if Less Expensive

My mule stands to eat and drink.