We had an outing at Ashridge yesterday, stopping off as we all do at brownlows for a full breakfast. Now to say Ashridge is currently biblically muddy is understating it. Mud, roots, more mud, standing water, slime, more roots, slop, fallen trees, bog snorkelling, sticky stuff requiring advanced speedway sliding skills. At the cafe 50% of the bikers are roadies – so they are relatively clean. Another 30% (ourselves included) are MTBers who are filthy dirty and have clearly been enjoying themselves. The remainder are spotless FS riders with bikes that look like they just came out of the ‘show me your brand spanky new FS builds after you’ve spent a day polishing them’ thread on STW.
What gives gentlemen/gentlewomen of Berko?