It’s bloody terrible round here from as soon as the snow goes until mid summer.
The weekend after the snow goes we start getting swarms of people riding around in blobs. All over the road, random wiggles, speed changes and so on. As time goes by they all buy their new bikes. All aeroed to f××× (to save a claimed 1 second per 10 km at 50kph), they all seem to have coaches and 5 training sessions a week. Then the Vattern Rundan happens at midsummer They all walk bandy legged for a week and brag about their sub 12 time (11:59:59.99). And the fact that they raised about 5 quid for charity.
Them it all goes quite again. Empty roads and almost endless top end carbon wunderbikes for sale with 70mm stems, 80mm of spacers and a 10″ wide comfort saddle……..
TBH if I’d spent that much time and money on kit and training (some people i know have spent near enough 8 thousand quid all told), then paid near enough £150 to do the event (which except for riding through the sunrise is as dull as dishwater) I’d make damn sure i could get round in a shit load less than 12 hours.