I tried to ride my motorbike around the supermarket last night. I mean I didn't want to leave it in the car park as the built in lock isn't that good and I'd forgotten to bring anything else with me. The security guard said I wasn't allowed – how unfair is that, given I saw somebody else wheeling their bicycle round as they did their shopping?

I'm gonna try it with the car.

rode my bull into a local china shop yesterday. got nothing but complaints.

what is it with some people?

One shouldn't have to park in the carpark with the rest on the riff-raff.