Heat - 5 stars
Empire - 5 stars
Daily Express - 5 stars
Sunday Mirror - 5 stars
The Guardian - 4 stars
Bizarre - 4 stars "Believe the hype"
Daily Mirror - 4 stars "Thrilling, action packed and totally original"
NOTW - 4 stars "ET - Exceptionally terrific"
Seriously, I know these are not exactly high brow critiques, although they are all I had to base my selection on whilst stood in Blockbusters, but WTF?
Did any of these people watch the same film that I just rented? Poor acting, awful dialogue and 'action'? I've seen more action in an episode of Tellytubbies. There weren't even any 'Monsters'.
Poor effort - don't bother.

