Good afternoon ###########,

This is Monica Seles writing. I am a HR-manager at Delta.
Our Company is in search of new staff to expand its Personnel. We got your information at manpower.com.au and chosen you among all the other candidates. We have analised your professional skills and paragoned to the requirements for the job we offer.
At this point I write to declare that your candidacy has been selected for the position we have recently launched.
We will provide you with a well paid job which also has flexible time-table.
If you are interested in this position and if you currently domicile in Australia and New Zealand please reply me back ASAP.
ATTENTION: The number of positions is limited

Regards,
Monica Seles

Amazing what happens to tennis players after they retire must be lonely out on the Spam Circuit

I can picture her grunting as she pressed ‘Send’

I hear there’s a lot of back-stabbing in HR these days…

(sorry)

I’m more interested in what happens when your professional skills are ‘analised’

We have analised your professional skills

😯

Definitely not from someone in recruitment, the grammar is too good 😉

Seems legit