Said she wouldn't be home during her break today, so I thought why not strip down & replace bearings, shock seals, etc and generally have a 'spring clean'

Funny, she didn't even stay for a cuppa, lol.

are you do that to, i even put an old rug on the floor still get thar funny eye look from across the room

😯

I got caught once after a kitchen service because I'd cleaned the kitchen (ealry on in marriage, not done any housework up to that point), and she just jumped to the conclusion that the bike had been in bits in the kitchen. She didn't like it when I told her I'd been shagging the old slapper from next door though…….

2 of the 5 bikes in the kitchen belong to the GF

Deny everything! Sound indignant and claim someone must have broken in and stripped your bike down in the kitchen. No? Actually it didn't work for me either!

I got rumbled for doing some fettling in the lounge the other week. It seems some fork juice may have come to rest on the laminate floor and turned it into somthing ice rink like. Oopsy!

Zoolander's post is sailing close to proper double entendre territory 🙂

You mean there is an issue with using any room as a bike storage and service area?! I must have married the right girl.

What spin speed for bike bits ?

Now, if I got caught in the kitchen, with my 'other woman', and then tried to say i'd only stripped her rear end to give her a good fettling…….. there'd be trouble 😉