The rear will be silver nukeproof generator and the front one will be black on a yellow meta v4. Will I die or will I get free cakes at the trai centre for my off the wall life decisions?

Neither of these events will happen
Nothing at all will happen as a result of this choice

You only need worry about the

And.seeing as they don’t tend to frequent woodlands I reckon you’re in the clear…

My OCD might have to kill you.

But then I fret about things on different bikes not being the same 😳

it hasn’t exploded… yet.

Mismatched tyres too?

*faints*

Same brand tyres so that’s all good. I’m going to get in touch with pinkbike now, I feel this could be the next big thing after 29+ wheels.